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How United Airlines Has Been Screwing Me Lately

United Airlines‘ on-hold music is inspiring. Melodic notes dip, then soar. It makes you want to, well, fly all over the world, see the pyramids, and experience the splendor that life has to offer. I’ve spent a lot of time this last year listening to that music, because United has spent much of 2013 screwing…