Tag Archive for The Armstrong Family

What Do You Think Is The Most Peaceful Way To Die?

I love my family for a number of reasons, even for reasons I used to hate them for. Like when my dad used to show up to my high school basketball games in Zubbas and sandles (in the dead of winter) and proceed to yell much louder than the other parents for me to attack…

Dress Your Family In Crazy and Ridiculous

“No,” says Jacob authoritatively, “Ninjas would defeat pirates. Because pirates are always drunk.” “Are you kidding,” Tyler jumps in, disgusted, “Pirates have entire fleets. They have cannons. Pirates would defeat ninjas.” If you were a few tables down from us at the bar, you’d think we were discussing religion or politics. The way we gestured…