We cornered happiness in the back of the alley behind the pub Ambivalence and we said “stick Em up.” But happiness was quicker in the draw and shot us in the leg. After physical therapy we hung up fliers around town: Happiness, we’re coming to getcha, ya hear? “Happiness quivered in its boots” was how we…
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The Ballad of The Mosquito and the House Fly
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Fiction: Nursing Home Rhapsody
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I learned while visiting my Gpas nursing home that the gender ratio for single men in their 80s is many women vying for widowers like Custer made his last stand. My Kenyan brothers taught me never to race them again. Nursing Home Rhapsody “How’d you like…!” Floyd paused, trying to remember what he was…