Last year I gave my brother, Isaac—who had just turned ten—a machete for Christmas. Isaac and I both agreed this was a most awesome present. But little did we know, as we basked in the bliss of our machete brought glory, our own mother was hatching a plot redolent of The Grinch. While everyone was distracted…
Writing
Fiction: Nursing Home Rhapsody
by LukeSpartacus •
I learned while visiting my Gpas nursing home that the gender ratio for single men in their 80s is many women vying for widowers like Custer made his last stand. My Kenyan brothers taught me never to race them again. Nursing Home Rhapsody “How’d you like…!” Floyd paused, trying to remember what he was…
Self Reliance For Writers
by LukeSpartacus •
I’m re-reading Ralph Waldo Emerson’s essay “Self-reliance,” and hearing it speak to me in new ways as my focus hones in on writing. A lot the essays says is applicable to that profession. Emerson’s second paragraphs begins with the declaration that “There is a time in every man’s education when he arrives at the conviction…
Hurricane Poetry – NYC 2012
by LukeSpartacus •
Today I ventured out of Brooklyn and ran to and through Manhattan. Though two days past, Hurricane Sandy can still be felt at every intersection, where darkened traffic signals yield to police officers directing the flow of cars. I’m not sure if this is because I was new to the city, or because I was…
Ten Things You Need To Survive Hurricane Sandy
by LukeSpartacus •
Poetic Manifesto: How We Are Human Forward
by LukeSpartacus •
Dear Everyone, I’m super jacked to announce to all you alls that my second book of poetry, How We Are Human, was released last week. I’m really happy with how it came together. From setbacks that included lost work from a stolen laptop this past March, to my impactful ability to procrastinate, it feels great…
How To Drink All The Free Wine When You Fly
by LukeSpartacus •
On The Road Again
by LukeSpartacus •
If I were the queen of the nest of hornets that lives in my parents’ roof, I would have sent the wasps all at once. I think they would have had better odds, whatever their plan. As it was, the wasps came today one at a kamikaze time, flying into the open window to a…
Antigua Anonymous
by LukeSpartacus •
How To Make The Color Brown
by LukeSpartacus •
Today I learned how to make the color brown, and then I sneezed all over my brother’s acrylic paints. Accidentally, of course, as these things happen. I was day dreaming, about the color brown and the sneeze crept like a cheetah that pounced all over his tubes of paints. The worst thing about sneezing on…