Non-Fiction

How To Drink All The Free Wine When You Fly

“If there’s turbulence, I will have a panic attack in the air,” Darko told me with a trembling stare. “I asked them and they told me that I can get a refund. I will take the bus.” I set down the proof of my book I was copy editing and put my hand on Darko’s…

Connectivity Around The Campfire

I think we’re going about arriving at the Harvest Music Festival on Mulberry Mountain in Ozark, Arkansas in an ideal way. Originally we had planned to spread the 24-hour drive across three days, stopping off in cities where friend’s company and open ended offers to crash on their couches greeted us. A few days before…

On The Road Again

If I were the queen of the nest of hornets that lives in my parents’ roof, I would have sent the wasps all at once. I think they would have had better odds, whatever their plan. As it was, the wasps came today one at a kamikaze time, flying into the open window to a…

Mariachi Pub Crawl 2012

So, one November in 2011 I thought some friends and I could turn a regular Friday night in Antigua, Guatemala, which given, are awesome and never feel regular, more awesome by having a Mariachi band follow us around town. That night was incredible, even the point where the Mariachi band was hunting me down and…

Antigua Anonymous

Today was the day my return ticket was book back to the USA. But instead of being on a plane, I`m in a cafe off Antigua`s Central Park, a red wine in front of me and another week of Antigua on the calendar. Antigua grabs ahold of you like a sea creature. I should have…

How To Make The Color Brown

Today I learned how to make the color brown, and then I sneezed all over my brother’s acrylic paints. Accidentally, of course, as these things happen. I was day dreaming, about the color brown and the sneeze crept like a cheetah that pounced all over his tubes of paints. The worst thing about sneezing on…

Neil Armstrong Is Gone, And Toads Still Need Water

So, I’m re-writing this post. Bluehost, the web-hosting company I use, went down for two days because of a bad server database. They lost my previous post on Neil Armstrong, as well as some other posts. They told me they are very sorry. I think I need to find a new web-hosting site. “Armstrong?” some…

Random Acts of Awesomeness

Rabble Rousing The World, will never get old. It’s great when you meet people who want to rabble rouse with you. This is Tess:   She’s cool with Rabble Rousing. How do I know this? Check out this FB conversation:   An outrageous (Rabble Rousing) thing was decided upon: And so it was:   Many…

Dress Your Family In Crazy and Ridiculous

“No,” says Jacob authoritatively, “Ninjas would defeat pirates. Because pirates are always drunk.” “Are you kidding,” Tyler jumps in, disgusted, “Pirates have entire fleets. They have cannons. Pirates would defeat ninjas.” If you were a few tables down from us at the bar, you’d think we were discussing religion or politics. The way we gestured…